Good news for world peace and social and economic justice–Axiom Zen has introduced CryptoKitties. These are not particularly cute cats (they look like cartoon squirrels with exophthalmic eyes and inadequate tails) made of code that let you invest your imaginary bitcoins in digital collectibles. Sort of like monetizing intangible Tamagotchis with a currency backed by the full faith and credit of the internet. Be the first in your ethertown to collect the whole set, and watch your portfolio grow.